Salutations, pussy pals, it’s Charlie O’Neal, your standard bearer for ordinary horndogs with another tale of improving my EFR (earned fuck ratio) while being a Sir Galahad. See, I met Sarah in a parking building when I returned to my car after getting a hair cut. Her car was next to mine, and she was looking under the hood, almost in tears. It wouldn’t even turn over, she said. I’m no mechanic, but I talked about a dead battery or starter motor like I knew what I meant. She called AAA, (45 minutes for service) so I invited her to a Starbucks down the street to pass the time. She accepted. See, I’m always thinking of picking up new pussy for your pleasure.

So Sarah and I talked and drank coffee–yada, yada–and I did my sales pitch. The AAA van arrived, but her car had to be towed. So I took Sarah to lunch at a TGI Fridays–only the best for my girls–and by the time we swung by her local garage to find out about her car, she’d agreed to come home with me for photos. The 24-year-old store clerk–on her day off–had just paid her rent, and she confessed that posing for you horny bastards would give her the money to get the new starter motor that her car needed. The little cutie–she’s only five feet tall–wasn’t a bit shy about shucking off her clothes and actually confessed to feeling quite horny because she was only casually dating and hadn’t been laid in over a month. So I set about rectifying that situation and we both got a lot out of the afternoon, that’s for sure.

Sarah sucked cock like a guy who’d been rescued from the middle of a desert would suck down water. She was so good at it that (I have to admit) I couldn’t control myself and gave her a tonsil bath. (I warned her I was gonna cum and she told me that she loved to swallow.)
Then we screwed for the camera and Sarah had two loud, long and vigorous orgasms that left her sobbing with joy. (I always aim to please!) We had to cut it short after that to go pick up her car, so I stopped at an ATM, she picked up her car and then…and then… and then I followed her to her apartment complex, dropped off her car and we went for a drive up the Pacific Coast highway. We had dinner at a fish place, then I took her back to her place…and spent the night doing all sorts of things that you guys would love to see but will have to imagine.

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“When I told my bloke that I wanted to pose for NN, he said I should go and flash my bod by the pier and not just get naked on a bed” said Jaci. “I started to walk down there a few days but chickened out, and then when I got around to doing it, it was bloody cold and there weren’t many people around. But I did it anyway and we both had a blast. It got me about as sexed up as I’ve ever been. We just about ran home to my flat to hop into bed for some fabulous sex. I plan to do it again soon.”

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“I could have sent these photos to a local (English) mag, but I decided that if I’m going to be starkers for blokes to perv over, then I want blokes all around the world to get the opportunity. Why limit myself? That’s why I decided to send the photos to NN. I have two cousins who live downunder in Australia–blokes about my age–and I’m sure they are randy types just like me. (I think it runs in our family.) It would be funny as hell if they buy the mag and see cousin Theo starkers and spreading her twat. But I’d much rather them see me than my mum and dad.”

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“I was born in Uzbekistan: do you know where that is?” asked Vicky. “My family moved to the states when I was little. Guys are always coming on to me by telling me that I look exotic, but I don’t think I do. But I’m kinda shy–well, around strange guys–so it’s not a bad way to get attention. I posed for NN as one of my steps towards becoming more outgoing, flirty and even a bit outrageous.”

“I talked about being really daring and posing outside somewhere, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it when the time came,” said Vicky. “So I decided to do my little strip and spread act in the kitchen rather than on a bed like a lot of girls do. Once I was naked and I saw that I was getting my boyfriend excited, I started to feel really sexy, and that is why I spread my pussy and started using my fingers. While I was doing that, another part of my brain was horrified and shocked, but it wasn’t enough to put me off demanding sex from my guy when I was done.”

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Desi is definitely a MILF. An extremely horny MILF at that! Regular readers may recognize her from our May ‘08 issue, where she was featured in a special layout with her daughter, Elli. Getting nekkid for those photos awakened Desi’s naughty side and she wanted to do more, more, more. Since then, she has posed for 40Something and tried her hand–well, her pussy and her butthole–in movies for us. Like these stills from the DVD Fuck My Old Ass.

You want some stats? Desi is 48 years old. She is 5′6″, weighs 138 pounds and wears 36C bras. She lives in Tampa, Florida. She says she feels like a new woman since she got into posing and adult movies. “My sex life had been quite boring, like it is for most 40somethings, I’m sure,” she said. “I mean, I was orgasming regularly–mostly through my own actions–and getting laid now and then which was satisfying but not earth shattering. Now, I get to do all sorts of hot guys in all sorts of places, and do many of the things that kept my masturbation fantasies going. I know how to give and how to take, and my orgasms are reaching new levels.”

“I was an anal virgin before I started doing movies,” said Desi. “I had been anal-curious for a long time, but hadn’t gotten past slipping a lubed up dildo into my butt now and then when I was masturbating, or encouraging a lover to finger-fuck my ass during sex. No guy ever asked to do me in the butt, or I most likely would have tried it. Now, I’m just pissed that it took me so long to experience it and I regret all the butt-gasms I missed out on in my years of ignorance. To any female reading this with your man: try it a few times. With lots of lube and a go-slow approach, you’ll soon find that it will blow your mind. Trust me on this, girls!”

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“I was working a lot of overtime and not getting to see my boyfriend very often. And he was acting like he (almost) preferred to watch football–college and the NFL–rather than spend time with me when I had weekends off. So, to apologize, he took me down to Sanibel Island in Florida where we had a motel room with its own, real private, Jacuzzi.”

“He took these photos while we were fooling around in our play-pen, as we called it,” said Bryce. “We had more sex out there and in the Jacuzzi than we did in the bed. The only people that could have seen us were boaters, so we sort of stopped what we were doing when boats went by. We didn’t care if people in other motel units heard us: we heard some sex-type noises from other units, anyway. The money from NN will go towards our next visit to the same motel in a few months: we’ve already reserved the same unit.”

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“I posed in my kitchen because that was the only room in my apartment that my boyfriend and I had not had sex in,” said Mia. “My two roommates were out for the day, so we took the opportunity while we could. Well, I’d been talking about posing for months, and even just that was enough to get me and my guy all sexed up. Of course we had sex after I’d posed, and I’m just wondering how wild it’s gonna get once we have the magazine in front of us. I can’t wait for that!”

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Regular readers of Newcummers may recognize Kalee. The 22-year-old store clerk from Roswell, Georgia, appeared solo in Special #172. She enjoyed the fun of posing and the rush of seeing herself in the magazine so much that she asked if she could take things to the next level and do a video for us. “Come on down!” we told her.

“I really didn’t think that I’d have an orgasm, what with being filmed and there being people watching and all,” Kalee said later. “But a fuck is a fuck and I soon got into it so much that it was real hard for me to remember to look at the cameras now and again. Before long, I felt my pussy starting to twitch and give me the signals it always does that it was getting real excited and an orgasm was brewing. Commando kept doing me, and soon I had a big orgasm.”

“I was riding on top of Commando’s cock when I came,” Kalee said, “so I just let go as I usually do. After that, it was all bonus. I was on the verge of cumming again–something of a rarity for me–till we were finished. So I excused myself, went to the bathroom, and rubbed one off.”

“I was just washing windows when all this started,” said Bella. “My boyfriend wanted a wet t-shirt photo and he got one but, as you can see, I didn’t stop at that. It was fun and I was horny and he was encouraging me with dirty talk. So it’s all his fault! (LOL). When I saw the photos I was surprised and happy at how good I look. I had them put away till he showed me some Newcummers and told me I’d be paid if I was published. It took me, like, five minutes to decide: I love having guys check me out, and this is a great way to get guys’ attention.”

She’s just 20 years old, and Jessa Lee is about to learn the hard facts of life: Ass or cash. Nobody gets away without paying the rent. The wolf comes knocking at her door, demanding money. She says, “I’m sorry. I’ll get it to you as soon as I can.” She’s having a hard time making ends meet. She’s a bartender. Drunk people don’t tip well. “We have to evict you,” the wolf says. “We have no choice.” Jessa Lee writes him an I.O.U. He’s not buying. “It was worth a try,” Jessa Lee says. The wolf is insulted. He gives Jessa Lee 24 hours to evacuate the premises. At this point, Jessa Lee realizes, “I have about a half hour to evacuate the cum from his nut sac.” So she goes down on him. Because desperate times call for desperate measures.